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ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGAR VIRUS:
Terminates and stays resident. It'll be back.

(Abadan from "http://www.abadan.com/joke6.txt")

FREUDIAN VIRUS:
Your computer becomes obsessed with marrying its own motherboard.
(Abadan from "http://www.abadan.com/joke6.txt")

GOVERNMENT ECONOMIST VIRUS:
Nothing works, but all your diagnostic software says everything is fine.
(Abadan from "http://www.abadan.com/joke6.txt")

POLITICALLY CORRECT VIRUS:
Never identifies itself as a "virus," but instead refers to itself as an "electronic micro-organism."
(Abadan from "http://www.abadan.com/joke6.txt")

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