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Like an avalanche where you have to run for your life.
(John (age 9) from "http://www.abadan.com/joke8.txt")

to get shot with an arrow or something, but the rest of it isn't supposed to be so painful.
(Manuel (age 8) from "http://www.abadan.com/joke8.txt")

"If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to?"
(Bette MIDLER)

"By default I'm not a man. But when a woman enters the room, I'm going to be... So much, as she is."
(Frigyes KARINTHY)

Sex is the most fun I ever had without laughing.
(Woody ALLEN)

"Sex appeal is fifty percent what you've got and fifty percent what people think you've got.
(Sophia LOREN)

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