Jokes on LOVE, DEFINITIONs:
Like an avalanche where you have to run for your life.
(John (age 9) from "
to get shot with an arrow or something, but the rest of it isn't supposed to be so painful.
(Manuel (age 8) from "
"If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to?"
"By default I'm not a man. But when a woman enters the room, I'm going to be... So much, as she is."
Sex is the most fun I ever had without laughing.
"Sex appeal is fifty percent what you've got and fifty percent what people think you've got.
Fri, 12 Oct 2001 08:09:48 GMT