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"Men and Women can't agree, because they want to have totally different things: Men want Women, and Women want Men."

(Frigyes KARINTHY)

"When I'm good I'm very very good, but when I'm bad, I'm better."
(Mae WEST)

"You've actually been a prostitute?"
"Yeah, but it was boring. The sex was all right but they kept wanting to talk to them."
(Victoria WOOD, from "Up to you, Porky")

A notice in a Spanish hotel bedroom:
If you have any desires during the night pray ring for the chambermaid.

"I can resist everything but temptation."
(Oscar WILDE)

Don't worry about avoiding temptation - as you grow older, it starts avoiding you.
(The Old Farmer's Almanac)

"It was not the apple on the tree, but the pair on the ground, I believe, that caused the trouble in the garden."

"Bisexuality doubles your chance for a date on Saturday night."
(Woody ALLEN)

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