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ON THE ROLE OF BEAUTY AND HANDSOMENESS IN LOVE:
It isn't always just how you look. Look at me. I'm handsome like anything and I haven't got anybody to marry me yet.

(Brian (age 7) from "http://www.abadan.com/joke8.txt")

ON THE NATURE OF LOVE:
Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good too.
(Greg (age 8) from "http://www.abadan.com/joke8.txt")

I'm in favor of love as long as it doesn't happen when 'Dinosaurs' is on television.
(Jill (age 6) from "http://www.abadan.com/joke8.txt")

Love is foolish ... but I still might try it sometime.
(Floyd (age 9) from "http://www.abadan.com/joke8.txt")

Love will find you, even if you are trying to hide from it. I been trying to hide from it since I was five, but the girls keep finding me.
(Dave (age 8) from "http://www.abadan.com/joke8.txt")

I'm not rushing into being in love. I'm finding fourth grade hard enough.
(Regina (age 10) from "http://www.abadan.com/joke8.txt")

"Multiplication of prostitutes at a given spot can be proven by the help of full induction: if there are already n prostitutes at a place, the (n+1)st prostitute can also do her business...
(Anonymous)

"Sex is bad for one. But it's good for two."
(T-Shirt, London)

"Is sex dirty? Only if it's done right."
(Woody ALLEN, from "Everything you always wanted to know about sex")

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