||Jokes on MEN, MEN:
According to recent studies, those men who don't understand women, fall into two
groups: bachelors and husbands."
After a man finds out the woman is not angel, he tries to acertain to
what extent she isn't.
(Margaret BLACKWOOD, from The Monstrous Regiment)
"By marrying I can only make one woman happy: by remaining single I can
make so many!"
"My husband believs that a Casanova provides a useful social service,
claiming that the best women, like Rolls-Royces, should be delivered to
the customer fully run-in."
"Just as most women like male gynaecologists, most men like lady
vasectomists. One of my most masculine patients said, 'It's sort of
natural taking off your trousers in front of a woman.' "
(Dr. Caroline DEYS, from "The Observer")
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