||Jokes on MIND, STUPID:
Asking questions you don't understand produces answers you can't understand.
(John Dallman, from "dosperl2.txt")
It was George the mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying
the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighborhood. When he
arrived at the first house on his route, he was greeted by the whole family
who roundly and soundly congratulated him and sent him on his way with a
tidy gift envelope.
At the second house, they presented him with a box of fine cigars.
The folks at the third house handed him a selection of terrific fishing lures.
At the fourth house he was met at the door by a strikingly beautiful blonde woman
in a revealing negligee. She took him by the hand, gently led him through the door
and up the stairs to the bedroom where she blew his mind with the most passionate
love he had ever experienced!
When he had enough, they went downstairs where she fixed him a giant breakfast:
eggs, potatoes, ham, sausage, blueberry waffles, and fresh-squeezed orange juice.
When he was truly satisfied she poured him a cup of steaming coffee. As she was
pouring, he noticed a dollar bill sticking out from under the cup's bottom edge.
"All of this was just too wonderful for words." He said, "But what's the dollar for"?
"Well," she said, "last night, I told my husband that today would be your last day,
and that we should do something special for you. I asked him what to give you,
and he said, "Screw him. Give him a dollar." "The breakfast was my idea!!"
If you do not send this to at least 5 people in 30 MIN you will wake sometime in
the nest year with blonde hair (unless you already are a blonde) and something
terrible will happen to you! So forward this all you know!!!!
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