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A little girl, upon seeing her first penis:
"Mother, isn't it blessing that they don't have them on their faces?"

(Anonymous)

"Mom makes babies with Dr. Roberts. I dunno how they do it."
(Anonymous, from "The Bedside Book of Great Sexual Disasters" by Gyles BRANDRETH)

"Mom colletcs the babies from the hospital where they are born somehow."
(Anonymous, from "The Bedside Book of Great Sexual Disasters" by Gyles BRANDRETH)

"Mom takes a pill every day and it's a baby pill. It makes a baby grow inside her tummy. When it's one year old it comes out of her and cries."
(Anonymous, from "The Bedside Book of Great Sexual Disasters" by Gyles BRANDRETH)

"Mom and Dad are happy together and then a baby comes along."
(Anonymous, from "The Bedside Book of Great Sexual Disasters" by Gyles BRANDRETH)

"To have a baby you go on a special diet and eat spinach and coal and stuff. Than you got real fat and that's the baby inside you. When you are so fat, the doctor cuts you open and gets the baby out."
(Anonymous, from "The Bedside Book of Great Sexual Disasters" by Gyles BRANDRETH)

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