An English professor wrote the words, "a woman without her man is nothing" on the
blackboard and directed the students to punctuate it correctly.
The men wrote: "A woman, without her man, is nothing."
The women wrote: "A woman: without her, man is nothing."
(An English professor)
"Older women are best because they always think they may be doing it for the last time."
(Ian FLEMING, from "The Life of Ian Fleming")
"The important thing in acting is to be able to laugh and cry. If I have to cry,
I think of my sex life. If I have to laugh, I also think of my sex life."
"Men aren't attracted to me by my mind. They're attracted by what I don't mind."
(Gypsy Rose LEE)
A kiss can be a comma, a question mark or an exclamation point. That's
basic spelling that every woman ought to know.
"That woman speaks eighteen languages, and she can't say 'no' in any of them."
"It is possible that blondies also prefer gentlemen."
(Mamie Van DOREN)
"It's not the man in my life that count: it's the life in my man."