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"A lady is one who never shows her underwear unintentionally."

(Lilian DAY)

"Lord give me chastity - but not yet."
(Saint AUGUSTINE)

Lunching with English friends at the time of her husband's reverement, Madame de Gaulle was asked what she was looking forward to in the years ahead.
"A penis," she replied without hesitation. The embrassed silence that followed was broken by the former president.
"My dear, I don't think that the English pronounce of the word like that. It is 'appiness'.
(Robert MORLEY, from "Book of Bricks")

"I am happy now that Charles calls on my bedchambers less frequently than of old. As it is now I endure two calls a week and when I hear his steps outside my door I lie down on my bed, close my eyes, open my legs and think of England."
(Lady Alice HILLINGDON)

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