Good news Michael. Your good lady, Catherine Zeta Jones says she will never divorce because it's in her genes to stay married for life.
Catherine gets Michael's attention
Shouldn't be too much longer then.
"I find divorces repulsive. I will never get divorced, never," the 34-year-old told Austrian magazine Woman.
But how to you know this for sure, dear Cathy?
"I grew up in a small, strictly catholic fishing village on the coast of Wales. The people there have a different attitude to life than those in Hollywood - people stick together more."
"It's in the genes. Look at other stars who have come from my area: Tom Jones has been married to his Linda for 47 years... and Richard Burton never really got over Elizabeth Taylor."
The Intolerable Cruelty star, who has a two-year-old son Dylan, and a daughter Carys, who is six months, enlightened readers by saying she managed to be a mother and career woman at the same time by not expecting too much from herself.
Or her nannies.
"I allow myself to not feel the need to be some sort of wonder woman. You can't do everything at once and tear your hair out when you miss your baby using a potty for the first time. Although my son was obviously very sad that his mum was not there on his big day."
At least she can take comfort in the fact that Michael will soon be wearing Dylan's nappies