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Zeta hates divorce

Zeta has tidy pre-nup, should it come to that
Scary Welsh screen star Catherine Zeta Jones has wittered to the Daily Mail sh'll never get divorced.

She says she finds divorce "repulsive” - an attitude which does her and her divorced husband the utmost credit.

“I will never get divorced, never,” she adds.

We're getting the message, love.

That's 'never', then - as in 'never'.

But just in case, the 34-year-old actress has signed a pre-nuptial agreement, awarding her £1m per year she is married, and a further £3m for every woman with whom Michael Douglas is unfaithful to his wife.

“It’s in my genes,” adds the ever more absurd Zeta Jones. “Look at other stars who have come from my area: Tom Jones has been married to Linda for 47 years despite having lots of affairs and Richard Burton never really got over Elizabeth Taylor.

“And Anthony Hopkins lived separately from his wife for six years before – after 29 years of marriage – he was able to bring himself to get a divorce.”

So, one serial adulterer, one man who divorced four times and another who has only divorced twice – so far.

It's all go in them Valleys.

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