Simon, who appears clueless about real talent, said: "Will was not a choice for me - and I still don't really get it now."
Unlike Jordan, who Simon's now planning to sign up, eh?
:: Emma Thompson has revealed that despite starring with John Travolta, her favourite co-star is Sir Anthony Hopkins from The Remains of the Day.
She said: "It's all about the story for me really, and I must say that one was a cracker.
"And Anthony is such a divine man to act with.