Theyre all at it them stars in court, and that.
Yakkey-dah, I'm Welsh, me
Next into the witness box comes the homely girl from the next valley, Catherine Zeta-Jones.
Dylan? Pass mummys bag so she can have a fag, as she might not say.
But the serious threat of an alleged stalker has forced the wife of 142-year-old Michael Douglas into court in Los Angeles.
A 32-year-old unemployed woman allegedly made violent threat in letters to Caths father-in-law, movie legend, Kirk Douglas.
And now the full-faced former Darling Buds of May star (her finest role, to date) will come face-to-face with Dawnette Knight, who is charged with 26 stalking offences against the actress.
Zeta-Jones and hubby Michael are expected to take the stand as a judge decides if there is enough evidence to bring the accused to trial.
The couple are no strangers to court, having made high profile appearances in the UK courts over use of wedding pictures in a celebrity mag.
Famously, Zeta Jones said a million quid wasnt much money to her and Michael.
But what price fame?