STUNNING Catherine Zeta-Jones has confessed she's a woman obsessed - with the size of her bum.
Cath, 35, starring opposite Brad Pitt in Ocean's Twelve, shed an amazing four stone in 12 weeks after her daughter Carys's birth in 2003 but still craves reassurance from actor hubby Michael Douglas.
STUNNING: Catherine Zeta-Jones
"I have some insecurities," she says, "I'm always asking him if my bum's too big."
But even more startling is her reaction to snogging Brad. "My husband would say 'What are you doing today honey?' and I'd say 'I'm kissing Brad on a bridge.' The next day: 'I'm kissing Brad in the car'." Give us the job next time.
THE argy-bargy between X Factor judge Sharon Osbourne and show winner Steve Brookstein isn't quite water under the bridge.
The 51-year-old motormouth mother-of-three apologised to Brookstein after branding him a fake during the ITV series final.
But her roly-poly son Jack, 19, doesn't share Sharon's change of heart. In an interview he says the singer is a "complete w*****" and "a smiley-faced f*****".
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