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ENTERTAINMENT | Thursday, October, 27, 2005 E-mail this article
'Legend of Zorro' makes for good-natured, silly romp

Visalia (Calif.) Times-Delta

Goofy, but fun. That about sums up "The Legend of Zorro," a swashbuckling two-hour-plus romp of a movie that doesn't have a single smart thought in its pretty little head.

But because the film is so good-natured, featuring appealing performances, and bounces along at such a rapid pace, it doesn't matter that the film's plot is utter nonsense and contains awful historical inaccuracies.

Just to clear up the record: Abraham Lincoln wasn't in California in 1850 to witness the state becoming part of the Union. Oh, and evil Confederate troops weren't around, either.

A sequel to 1998's "The Mask of Zorro," the movie has the good sense to reunite Antonio Banderas and Catherine Zeta-Jones, who, as in the original, generate considerable screen chemistry. The photogenic twosome are as entertaining battling each other with verbal banter as they are in sword fights with the bad guys.

Clearly, Banderas and Zeta-Jones had a blast making the movie, and the pleasant results show on the screen.

They play Don Alejandro and Elena de La Vega, now a married couple and pillars of pre-Union 1850 California. Alejandro, of course, moonlights as Zorro, a masked man who protects innocent peasants from corrupt landowners and government officials.

As the movie opens, Don Alejandro's extracurricular activities are putting a strain on his marriage. With all that swashbuckling, Alejandro is short-changing Elena and their school-age son (a cute Adrian Alonso). Making matters worse, Alejandro reneges on his promise to hang up his Zorro mask after California votes to become part of the United States.

Becoming part of the Union doesn't bring the peace and justice Alejandro imagines. Soon Zorro finds himself battling an ancient order of European knights who are involved with Confederate forces.

Director Martin Campbell doesn't seem very interested in the silly plot, though. He uses it as an excuse to stage a series of increasingly elaborate sword fights that feature Zorro, his wife and, eventually, his young son.

The heroes dispatch various incompetent bad guys, including one villain with the worst dentures you'll ever see and another who looks suspiciously like a bald Rob Schneider. (It's difficult to be menaced by someone who looks like Deuce Bigalow.)

So, when you see "The Legend of Zorro," make sure you buy the biggest bag of popcorn and largest soda you can get. Put your brain on hold and sit back and enjoy this guilty pleasure of a silly, swashbuckling movie.

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MOV-ZORRO -- Antonio Banderas, left, and Adrian Alonso appear in a scene from the motion picture "The Legend of Zorro."

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